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Apocalypse Mercenaries |
John J. Dawson | Italy | 1985 |
With a title featuring the word ‘apocalypse’ and
directorial reigns credited to one John
J. Dawson, it would be easy to assume that this was some sort of
mid-1980s post-apocalypse actioner from Antonio Margheriti. Featuring oodles
of impressive combat footage inserted at appropriate moments, all of it
shamelessly ‘borrowed’ from Stipe Delic’s 1973 war drama The Fifth Offensive, Apocalypse Mercenaries is in fact a
second world war ‘mission impossible’ effort inspired (like
so many others) by The Dirty Dozen.
Hiding behind the John J. Dawson
pseudonym is the relatively uncelebrated Leandro Lucchetti, most famous for
the outrageous women-in-prison sleaze-fest of Caged Women (1992). “Five sons o’ bitches” are chosen to
locate and eliminate a Nazi command centre operating out of a limestone
cave on the border of Bosnia and Herzegovina. The motley quintet, made
up of Capt. Tony Hale (Spaghetti Western regular Vassily Karis), ‘The
Priest’ (Maurice Poli),
‘Hierro’ (Bruno Bilotta
using the Karl Landgren
moniker), Hertz (Peter Hintz)
and ‘Flyer’ (Thomas Rauser)
mow their way through endless German cannon fodder with ease, teaming
up along the way with female partisan Mirca (Marlee Foster). The threadbare plot is really just an excuse to stack one action sequence on top of another, with a so-so subplot involving a rag-tag group of Yugoslavian partisans trying to stop a valuable supply chain from being destroyed by the superior German forces. One point of note is the character ‘Hierro’
played by Bruno Bilotta.
Obviously inspired by Sylvester
Stallone’s Rambo character, Bilotta's copycat muscle-bound
mercenary also embraces a similar taste in combat clothes and superior
fire-power — totally anachronistic to a film set in World War
II!
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VPD’s late 1987 uncut video release sports (for them) a typically superb front cover illustration, themed in a typically busy 80s action style. However, it’s obvious from the action vignettes which make up the illustration: burning trucks, a helicopter gunship, a twin engine fighter and what looks like a facsimile of Ursula Andress from Sergio Martino’s Mountain of the Cannibal God, that this commissioned piece was done for an entirely different movie. Curiously, the front cover credits the director erroneously as John R. Dowson. Featured trailers : Meals on Wheels (1984); Dir: Sammo Hung The First Mission (1985); Sammo Hung, Fruit Chan My Lucky Stars (1985); Sammo Hung aka : Mercenari Dell'Apocalisse cast : Vassily Karis, Karl Landgren, Maurice Poli, Marlee
Foster, Thomas Rauser, Peter Hintz, Paul Muller, David Maunsell, Tino
Castaldi, Vincenzo Failla, Gitte Christensen, Marco Di Stefano,
Francesco Madonna, Nubia Martini, Monica Micheli, Giorgio Sessa, Mauro
Cremonini, Furio Bilotta |