United States

Being turfed out of your own castle to make way for a gymnasium is not particularly funny - especially after you've been living there for 700 years! No matter! Count Dracula has been considering a trip to glamorous New York anyway. He wants to meet the famous high fashion model Cindy Sondheim - what a delicious neck, he muses. All set to leave, with his cockroach eating manservant, Renfield, the debonaire, handsome and love-smitten Count jets to New York, comfortably ensconced in his coffin...