Great Britain

Plumbing seems an agreeable enough occupation for Sid South (CHRISTOPHER NEIL), whose job offers him ample opportunity to bed a variety of nubile girls. Apart from his regular girlfriend, barmaid Susie (ELAINE PAGE), there's his latest conquest, Sally, and an all-too-willing blonde housewife. Sid's eager encounters with the fair sex always seem to leave them stark naked: His [sic] luck runs out when his love for horse lands Sid with a gambling debt of £900 - which two bookmakers' "heavies", Blackie (ARTHUR MULLARD) and Stropper (JEROD WELLS) - are anxious to collect. Sid's boss, old Crapper (STEPHEN LEWIS), sends him to change a toilet seat for the kinky Janice and, after more sexual skirmishes, out likely lad sells the seat to an antique dealer for 50 pence. But underneath the surface is pure gold - the result of Janice's jailbird husband's latest haul - and the new owner of the loo seat is Detective Inspector Wallings! More sexual shennanigans [sic] in the shower room at the local tennis club, and a bungled attempt to switch a fake Picasso at an indoor swimming party, leave Sid with only one alternative. Emigrate. But in the nick of time an insurance man turns up with £1,000 cheque [sic] for his part in recovering the stolen gold. His debts paid off, and visions of the lovely Susie, better things are now in the pipeline for our lucky plumber's mate...