Great Britain

• Sir!

He gets more than his fare share...!
Girls, and trouble, are inseparable for young London taxi-driver Joe North (BARRY EVANS). At home Joe has a nagging mother (DIANA DORS), a younger sister who should definitely should be neither seen or heard, and a petty crook brother - along with Joe's dizzy girlfriend, Carol (ADRIENNE POSTA), with wedding bells constanty ringing in her ears. Joe moves in with his friend Tom (ROBERT LINDSAY) for a little peace and quiet, but is distracted by Tom's sexy stripper girl friend, NIKKI (JUDY GEESON), with her pet python. Joe's ability to pick up passengers is equalled only by his gift for picking up pretty girls, who have their own delightful ways of showing their gratitude to a cabbie. It seems the only pick-up Joe doesn't actually get involved with is Maisie (LIZ FRASER), a busty blonde of easy virtue who 'entertains' clients in his cab, and Bunny McQueen (STEPHEN RIDDLE), a deceptive blond drag artist. Then Joe's cab is commandeered by a gang of jewel thieves and he discovers that Tom, Nikki and his own bungling brother are involved! So our disgruntled taxi-driver heads for home, his noisy family and Carol, who would like nothing better than to take him (and his cab) to the altar. Joe wonders if his life wouldn't be more peaceful in prison with the others...?